Our Camp ~ Unknown

A Merchant came to our camp, our camp, our camp

a merchant came to our camp to sell some mead

so we asked him to come in

and we stabbed him with a shishkabob

and we tied him in a duffelbag nice and neat.

chorus:
But you're always welcome at our camp, at our camp, at our camp
But you're always welcome at our camp, and we hope you will stay.

The herald came to our camp, our camp, our camp
The herald came to our camp to read the rules
So we said to "come on in!!" and we stuffed him with a skewer
And we made a little meatpie of his family jewels

chorus 

The knight came to our camp, our camp, our camp
The knight came to our camp to find his shield.
So we said to "come on in!!" and we slit him ear to ear
and we tied him as a scarecrow in the nearest field.

chorus

The squire came to our camp, our camp, our camp
The squire came to our camp to find his lord
So we said to "Come on in!" and we pointed out the scarecrow 
And we lightened up his shoulders with his master's sword.
chorus

The page came to our camp, our camp, our camp,
the page came to our camp to seek the squire
so we said to "come on in!" and we stabbed him with a dagger
and we burned the little bugger on the bardic fire.

chorus

The Duchess came to our camp, our camp, our camp,
The Duchess came to our camp to bitch and whine
so we said "Come on in!" and we gave her poisoned herbal tea
and stuffed her down the hole in the royal john.

chorus

The sergeant came to our camp, our camp, our camp,
the sergeant came to our camp to woo a wench
so we said to "Come on in!" and we hit him with a shovel
and we buried him beneath the picnic bench.

chorus

The Event Stewart came to our camp, our camp our camp
the Event Stewart came to our camp, to read the rules
so we said "Come on in" and we diced him like a pickle
and we made a tiny masterpiece of his family jewels

chorus

(Mostly the herald, knight, squire, and page verses are sung, I added in the other ones to though)